something to laugh about lol :p

A duck walks into a bar and asks: “ Got any Bread ?” Barman says: “ No.” Duck says: “ Got any bread ?” Barman says: “ No.”
Duck says: “ Got any bread ?”
Barman says: “ No, we have no bread. ”
Duck says: “ Got any bread ?”
Barman says: “ No, we haven ’ t got any bread !”
Duck says: “ Got any bread ?”
Barman says: “ No, are you deaf?! We haven ’ t got any bread, and if you ask me again and I ’ ll nail your dang beak to the bar you irritating dang duck !”
Duck paused for a minute then says....: “ Got any nails ?”
Barman says: “ No”
Duck says: “ Got any bread?